I'm Jason and I've been opened up too many times to be closed back, but music somehow helps to sew the small parts back together.

winsexter:

do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends

theactualbadtextposts:

arctic monkeys? no thanks. now the tropical orangutans, there’s a band.

julyfourth2014:

"how would you like your tea sir?"

*american voice* tax free

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darrynek:

i threw a party once.  threw it really far.  like 200 feet

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

ammiit:

voozu:

in Australia they call blow jobs “gobbies”

gobbies

aint that that nigga that died in harry potter?

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

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